[ Oh? What's this? In the middle of their squabble, he offers her a peace offering. It takes her aback for a few seconds but it's not surprising, Ajax has always been so accommodating to to her, even when she's being difficult. She catches the look in his eyes, warmly chuckling at his expression because she can totally understand. It's hard to keep her hands off of him as well.
Touched by his kindness, she happily leans in, slipping out a cute little ahhhh before taking a bite out of the nacho. It's delicious but it's even more tastier being fed by her beloved, she's enjoying this way too much as she licks the little bit of cheese at the sides of her lips. ]
All right... since you're being so sweet, you've earned yourself a nacho.
[ For all her big, bratty talk, Yoimiya's heart beats steadfastly for Ajax alone, she will always be weak for him. He's so sweet, so charming, and the absolute cutest... look at those big blue eyes! And for his charming gesture, his patience is handsomely rewarded. She finally sets the plate of nachos down, pulling a chip with a long string of cheese toward his mouth. ]
One day, I swear I'll give you the whole world. But for now, I hope you don't mind settling for this nacho. Say aahhh~
[Even when she's being a brat, she's absolutely adorable. Satisfied with his efforts to feed her to dissipate that salt of hers, it seems to be working, chest swelling with victory once she takes the nacho. Mission Accomplished, he's been granted permission to have a nacho from the plate, and it looks like he's successfully quelled Yoimiya's ire. His eyes follow her hand expectantly, sitting forward just slightly to seem eager to receive his prize, while still pressing himself into her side with his arm around her.
Ajax opens his mouth to give her a nice and big:]
Ahhhhhhhhh.
[So she can stick that nacho right in. They must look ridiculous, acting like this in public, but he doesn't seem to mind. There's nothing wrong with being politely gross in public, not that he cares either way. It's not like they're on top of each other having a nasty makeout session, but when he thinks about that a little bit that would be kind of hot...
No! He can't have thoughts like that now, taking the chip in and munching on it happily. Prize acquired.]
Delicious. Even more so since it came from you.
[It came from the restaurant.]
Does this mean I can have a few more?
[He bats his eyelashes at her once, locking his eyes with her own. His voice laced with a hint of pleading, like a kid begging for a little bit more candy even when they've already gotten a few pieces.]
[ It's official... Ajax is the cutest!!!!! (*≧∀≦*) ❤️❤️❤️ AND YOIMIYA WILL FIGHT ANYONE THAT DARES TO SAY OTHERWISE! (ง •̀_•́)ง
Any remaining salt she might have had is instantly evaporated from the sweet sounds of her boyfriend's adorable Ahhhhhhhhh. There's not an ounce of shame in her as she squeals, happily placing the chip in his mouth while watching him enjoy his prize with sparkling heart eyes. His arm around her feels so cozy, inciting her to crave even more of his body heat as she leans into his side and nuzzles her face into his shoulder. The two of them are being very gross right now but this is their anniversary and by gosh, they are going to celebrate it however they like! Even if it includes a nasty makeout session
And naturally, Yoimiya wants to spoil the heck out of her man. Competition? What competition???? The flutter of his lashes, his big blue eyes staring into her soul, his hypnotizing voice that lulls her in... this man is getting his nachos! ]
Yes! Of course! [ Someone is being a simp... ] You can have as much as you'd like.
[ She excitedly pushes the plate closer to him, grabbing another chip to guide to his mouth. He's getting all the chips he wants!
[SUCCESS. If she wants to bury herself in his side, he'll be more than happy to let her, cuddling up to her even more right there in the seat. Tartaglia knows he's got Yoimiya ensnared now, judging by how big her eyes are, how eagerly she offers up the nachos to him, the loss at the axe game forgotten.
He opens his mouth again as she feeds him another chip, taking it from her gingerly and holding it between his teeth before eating it, chewing with satisfaction.]
Thank you, I will. You'll have to help me out, there's just simply too much on the table to eat all by myself, though. Have you liked what you've had so far?
[Yoimiya's behavior is too cute to ruin now. He'd debated on revealing how she'd fallen into his trap, but now it feels more like he's fallen into hers and now all he wants to do is be sweet on her. How can he ignore those alluring eyes that are so bright and shine with love...maybe it was him who was doomed the entire time.]
[ SUCCESS INDEED. The fact that Ajax has claimed yet another victory completely flies over her head. Not that she cares, Yoimiya would much rather shower her sweetheart with all the affection he deserves... and a few nachos and pretzel dogs as well. He's too cute while eating from her hand. It's a miracle she managed to snag a catch like him. ]
Hehehe, of course. I'll be happy to feed you as much as you like. [ He asked so he shall receive more nachos delivered straight to his mouth! ♥ ] Yes! I've never had any of these dishes before but they've been so tasty. And this is just the appetizers.
[ Of course, she doesn't forget about the pretzel dogs, reaching over to bring the plate closer. She dips one of the interesting delicacies in the dip before bringing it to Ajax to continue feeding him to his heart's content. ]
Once we have our main course, you're welcome to try some of my buffalo wings as well.
[She spoils him too much. Ajax takes yet another nacho from the hand of his lovely girlfriend, enjoying all the attention now, making a mental note for later to try to get her to do this more often...and he'll return the favor, of course.]
Mmmmm, I won't mind if I do. You'd be surprised how good some of the restaurants are that aren't on the high end of things. I believe you really can't get a good feel for a region's specialties unless you visit the most obscure of establishments.
[Not with all the arcade games. It's probably a chain, but some chains are good. Food's not terrible, he's fine with what they've gotten so far.]
Not that this particular one seems like a mom and pop shop, but it's certainly fun.
[Oh, he'll happily eat that pretzel dog right from her procured fingers, biting it in half and savoring it. It's not the most amazing dish, but it's not bad, and he'll nudge her hand to eat the other half.]
[ He offers her the other half of his pretzel, continuing to be so incredibly sweet. Her loss at the axe-throwing game has long since been a forgotten memory. She happily pops the treat into her mouth, enjoying its unique flavor and how much tastier it is with the essence of Ajax. So much better than the first one she snagged off his plate. ]
It's been a blast! I'm having so much fun and it's all because of you. Thank you for going on this detour with me. You always go above and beyond to make me happy.
[ This time instead of a nacho, he gets a soft kiss on the lips. Even if they're in a restaurant she could care less about being gross in public as she shamelessly savors his mouth, enjoying the taste of the cheese that's still prominent. Finally, she breaks away, licking her lips from the aftermath of that delicious kiss. ]
Next time we'll go to that high-brow restaurant you had reserved for us. I'd love to explore everything Ellipsa has to offer with you.
[Yoimiya's always being too cute to resist, as he gets captured in that soft, yet enticing kiss. Tartaglia's eyes flutter shut, involuntarily letting a soft, satisfied hum escape from him as her lips grace his. A glassy quality seems to gloss over his eyes as she breaks from him, reflecting the deep devotion he feels towards her- and the dark wants of a man obsessed to the point of possession for this woman he loves so dearly.]
Luckily for us, the city seems to have a myriad of things to explore. We may never reach the end before we accomplish our mission here. I'd be honored to try to uncover as many corners of this world as I can with you. Just the two of us.
[Ajax's free hand comes to cup the side of her face, eyes swirling with a corruption he still hasn't realized has gripped him so tightly. He returns her kiss with one of his own, deepening it, even if it's not particularly long. But long enough to try to draw Yoimiya's own darkness out, the glittering stars of the abyss apparent in his gaze.
When he breaks from her, he offers a smile, before picking up another pretzel dog and silently offering to feed it to her just as she's been doing for him.]
[ Quick but oh-so-sweet, Yoimiya is left starstruck from that earth-shattering kiss. Once they pull away, she's locked onto his stare, enamored with those stunning blue eyes that rile up the corruption flowing through her veins. She's reminded of what a magnificent person Ajax is, how deep her depraved love for the man of her dreams runs. A life without Ajax is meaningless and if anyone dares even tries to take him away from her, she will pull out all the stops to make them pay. Dearly.
Just the two of us. Those simple worlds unleash the beast overjoyed by his devotion. Together forever with just Ajax... that right there is her ideal life. Ajax is all she needs. ]
Yes. It will be my pleasure to go to the world's end with you. Even if we don't get to see everything, I have faith that the two of us will be able to uncover some of Ellipsa's hidden secrets.
[ Like clockwork, she's swept up in his affections as he pulls her into an enticing kiss that has her melting underneath him. She pays no mind to the guests, not caring at all if anyone watches their display of devotion. Might not be the nasty makeout session the two of them are hoping for but the taste of Ajax's lips is more than enough to draw out the darkness that's been lying in wait. She stares up at him, her golden eyes now cloudy and swirling with a maddening love for her sweet, perfect Ajax. And as if she couldn't fall in love with him any harder, she's touched by his cute gesture. She happily eats the pretzel dog from his hand, enjoying the treat even more so since he's the one feeding her. A satisfied hum slips out from her lips as she swallows and gives his fingers a very deliberate lick just before pulling away. ]
And once we're done with our mission here, I'd love to travel across the stars and explore other worlds with you. I'm sure there are other worlds waiting for our grand arrival.
[ So they can conquer them all. Y'know, like perfectly normal people. ]
[He can see how Yoimiya's eyes reflect that same dark, twisted love that he feels for her in turn, gladdened to of brought it to the surface with one simple phrase and kiss. All he wants is for her to stare at him and him alone, and he'll gladly return the favor by making sure that she's able to keep him all to herself, not wanting for any other attention than her own. She's all he's ever needed.
She's all he'll ever need.]
Ha, since we're able to come here, why not be able to travel to other worlds? I'll make it a point to figure out exactly how to do that.
[His finger comes to trail along her jawline, stopping with the pad of his index finger resting on the bottom of the tip of her chin. Tartaglia licks his lips as he gazes at her, war in his eyes and the thought of the two of them slaughtering their enemies dancing through his mind.]
But let's make tonight a real celebration to remember, shall we? One year ago, we chose to devote ourselves to each other...I want to make this as our most outstanding anniversary.
[As the two of them continue on in their own little world, the rest of the food comes, but Tartaglia barely notices- and their waiter gives them a strange look, afraid to interrupt whatever this thing is they have going. Couple of weirdos, these two. Should of known just based off of how well dressed they were showing up to a place like this that they were weird.]
[ If there's anyone who can will his way into traveling to other worlds, it's Ajax, his ambitions soar higher than the stars shining above them. When it comes to him, there are no ifs, he'll be the one to fulfill their wanderlust. She's already looking forward to laying waste to other worlds with the power of their destructive love.
She's mesmerized by his finger drawing a line across her jaw, succumbing to his touch until he finally stops at the very tip of her chin. The way he licks his lips sends an electrifying sensation that prickles her skin. He's so sexy that it's almost unfair, she'd muse on that thought if it wasn't for her deprave love consuming her headspace. Not that she minds, Ajax is all she will ever need. ]
The day we devoted ourselves to one another will always be my most cherished memory. We'll make this evening a celebration we won't ever forget. I already have some... fun plans for us when we get back home.
[ Oh yeah, they are definitely going to have an outstanding anniversary all right. This girl has no ounce of shame in announcing her filthy intentions.
She pays no mind to the waiter weirded out by them, happily taking her buffalo wing without a care in the world. Firstly, she inspects the wing from all angles intrigued that this is apparently a "buffalo". She then dips it into the ranch, bringing it to her mouth to take a bite out of it. Oh! It's spicy. But pairs very well with the condiment. After finishing the first wing, she grabs another, dips it, and holds it out for her lovely man to munch on.
Except... mischief dances behind her golden eyes. Grinning like the biggest brat in the world, she pokes him with the buffalo wing, subsequently getting ranch on his nose. Maybe she's still just a tiny bit salty from her loss. ]
[Tartaglia's mind is already racing with ideas of what exactly Yoimiya means by 'fun plans'. They're definitely going to be fun and he's absolutely going to enjoy himself when they get back. His eyes widen with excitement, not even subtle about how he feels in regards to what they'll be doing later tonight in the comfort of their own home, his fingers pressing into the supple skin on her hip as he shifts himself in his seat.]
Mmmmmm, I can't wait to see what you have in mind-
[He says as his eyes only break from her to look at the food that's come. He takes a look at it too, he's not really sure why it's called a buffalo wing, because he's pretty sure they were under the chicken section of the menu. It doesn't matter though, it looks and smells delicious, his mouth watering just watching her eat it. Getting to try all this new, tasty food in Ellipsa has been a highlight of the journey here so far, and how fun is it that he's gotten to share nearly all of it with Yoimiya.
He waits eagerly as she holds another wing up for him to try, only for her to get some ranch on his nose instead. Childe's eyes cross as she boops him with it, staring downward for only a moment until he brings his finger up to wipe it off and stick it in his mouth. He takes it out with a seductive pop, batting his eyelashes at her before he goes to take a messy bite right out of the wing, smearing buffalo sauce all over his lips.]
Not bad.
[He says right before he places a kiss to her mouth for being so good to him- and also purposely smearing the buffalo sauce all over her lips. <3]
[ Just one glance is enough for her to see excitement dancing behind his blue irises. In her wildest dreams, she never would have imagined having a Harbinger wrapped around her tiny finger. She shamelessly grins, proud of her accomplishment as she enjoys the press of his fingers digging into her skin. Soon, they'll be able to really let loose and indulge in all of their deprave fantasies.
But it's never simple with Tartaglia, he always knows how to fight fire with fire. He turns her silly trick into a double-edged sword, the sounds of his slickpop earn him a wide-eyed stare, hitting her right in the spot that's craving more than the food. And to top it off, he bats his lashes in a way that makes her go crazy. If she could, she'd happily jump him on the table and let him have his way with her—
Thankfully before she actually does something, he cuts her deprave thoughts with a kiss full of spice. She returns his affections, kissing him back in full, not minding that this rascal purposely left buffalo sauce all over her mouth. Two can play that game! Now that she's got his full attention, she slowly runs her tongue across her lips in a deliberately seductive manner, making sure to clean off the mess he made. ♥ ]
Hehe, I didn't realize you were such a messy eater, Ajax. What a naughty boy...
[ She is always ready to get down and dirty with him. Taking one of the boneless wings, she pops it into her mouth, grabs her devilishly handsome boyfriend by the collar, and pulls him in for a sloppy kiss. Not caring at all if anyone is watching, she slides the morsel into his mouth with her tongue.
There are definitely a few customers who are unfortunate to see the couple being gross and are absolutely making faces at them. Who are these two weirdos dressed all fancy like???? ]
[He's more than satisfied with getting her back in such a small, messy fashion, but he should of known that it would hardly stop there. Watching her lick her lips in such a provocative fashion, his jaw hangs slightly agape as he stares, his focus narrowing onto her. It's terrible, how the shift inside of his trousers takes over and wipes out whatever clarity he had. His thoughts are brought full and center onto Yoimiya, eliciting a husky, quiet hum out of him. As if for a second this wouldn't become some sort of competition to see how crazy they can drive each other.
The shine of her lips after licking them clean, her darkened, honeyed eyes that stun him into an awed silence, all he wishes for is for more of her. But they're in a restaurant...
Not that it seems to matter much to Yoimiya. One moment, he's staring at her full, inviting lips, fantasizing about making out with her when she pulls him in and makes his wish come true. Tartaglia's eyes widen with surprise, his will caves, and he kisses her back fully in return. The spice of the buffalo sauce hits his tongue as she feeds it to him, not minding being spoiled as such but it's too much for some of the other patrons. One person complains to their waiter- they've been doing this gross song and dance for several minutes now- but Childe doesn't pay them any mind. With one last pass of his lips against hers, he breaks, completely spellbound by Yoimiya's advance and his vision blurry from the high of her love. He swears it's almost as if he were seeing her visage surrounded by stars, and he has to concede that he's probably lost this particular battle...]
I'm sorry, Yoimiya, [he finally responds after swallowing the boneless wing she's fed to him, his voice dreamlike and clearly in a daze from that mesmerizing kiss.]
I'll be more careful next time. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
[His eyes beg for her to continue to tighten the leash she has on him more and more. Seems she's turned the tables on him- he's the one simping real hard now LOL]
[ Suddenly, she's the one holding his leash. His shift into submission comes as a surprise, she certainly wasn't expecting an apology out of him. He's done nothing wrong as far as she's concerned but... that empyreal pleading expression in his eyes is too adorable. He's stunning in every way, setting her heart ablaze no one else is capable of, it makes her want to drop everything to give him exactly what he wants right in front of all these people. Just before Yoimiya gives into her deprave thoughts, one of the irate customers takes matters into their own hands and flings a chunk of mashed potato right at her head. She's quiet, simply flicking it off her hair while paying no mind, choosing only to giggle at their futile act of defiance. If anything, she feels sorry for these poor saps, they have no idea who they're about to pick a fight with. ]
There's no need to apologize, silly. You did nothing wrong.
[ In her eyes, Ajax is a flawless being who can do no wrong. Not like these other pests who are getting in the way of their anniversary. ]
These guests on the other hand... they're starting to become a pain. Would you like to help me get revenge on them?
[ And by revenge, what she means is starting a food fight. There's not a modicum of mercy from her as Yoimiya picks up a nacho and flings the chip and cheese at whoever started the fight. ]
[If only he'd seen it coming, if he'd expected someone to actually throw food at them, he would have easily blocked it somehow. But in a restaurant full of adults, the last thing he thought would happen is some guy with a temper who's absolutely fed up with their little PDA hijinks (though they really need to reel it in lbr) would actually throw some of his potatoes right at his darling girlfriend. He blinks once, a little in disbelief for a split second, before his head slowly turns to look over at the man responsible.
She's handling it well, giggling like a crazed maniac, but he can feel her whole being shift from cute and mischievous to haughty and vengeful. Ajax too, feels his temper rise, his smile wicked and his intentions filled with malice.]
As a matter of fact, I would.
[The look he shoots this man is one of death, for how dare he even attempt to damage his pristine Yoimiya's looks with his food. He wasn't aware anyone thought they had permission to even look at her the wrong way, let alone stake any kind of claim to her, even if it's just sending a message to stop being overly lovey-dovey in public.
Not only does Yoimiya's food hit her mark, it's accompanied by a buffalo wing slathered in ranch that hits the guy right in the face. He didn't hold back either, throwing it pretty hard, the collision audible with a loud plap against the guy's cheek. Childe's eyes shine with chaos, and the man that they've both hit is done with everyone in this bar, standing up with a chicken drumstick in his hand from his own food, throwing it at the couple.
Except he misses, it flies right past Tartaglia's head and hits another patron right in the back of the head who's idly walking past. They turn, holding the back of their head in shock, yelling who threw that???? in the direction of the projetile- and Tartaglia points right at the man.]
[ One look into Ajax's dark eyes says it all, her man is out for blood and Yoimiya is absolutely here for this. Her beloved will always be the epitome of perfection, there's never a moment where he doesn't shine above everyone else but there's something about the way he throws himself into the heat of battle that is so incredibly alluring. Even if it's just a silly food fight, the chaos that he's about to incite is so terribly exciting that she can't help but squirm in delight at the bit of heat that's growing between her thighs.
But before she gets caught up in her deprave thoughts, she's enamored with Ajax's perfect aim, that loud plap sounded so delightfully painful. Good. It's what that guy deserves. The power of their loving teamwork continues to triumph over anyone who dares to be a nuisance. She sits on her tiptoes to plant a well-deserved kiss on her sweetheart's cheek, still not caring about being so gross in front of all these people.
Tartaglia continues to be the coolest, not even needing to dodge the incoming drumstick. But unfortunately for their opponent, another person is about to get dragged into the fight, and boy does that patron look pissed. And to top it off her sneaky Ajax fans the flames of chaos getting ready to unfold. Yoimiya is positively thriving at the madness that's about to break out. She happily watches the customer yell at the man, grabbing a nearby breadstick to chuck at their sorry excuse for an adversary. All while this is going down, Yoimiya takes this as a chance to lean close to him to whisper into his ear. ]
Mm... hehe. I love that sneaky side of yours.
[ The man with buffalo wing sauce all over his face just barely manages to hit the floor and dodge... only for the breadstick to hit a woman who was enjoying her meal square in the cheek. She rubs the side of her face, looking around to find the culprit. Who the hell did that?! Still seeking vengeance from earlier, Yoimiya happily points at the man who threw the potato at her. ]
He started it. This guy just started throwing food.
[ That person over there threw the breadstick! But unfortunately for him, the woman isn't having any of it as she picks up her plate of pasta and throws it at him... only for another passerby to get hit and pissed. It spirals, one thing leads to another...
And now customers from every corner of the restaurant are throwing food at each other. All the while, Yoimiya is having the time of her life. They should probably just take their food and leave but, she wants to get a piece of the action. And if she knows her boyfriend well enough... ]
Did you want to have a bit of fun before we leave?
[Looks like that whole plan backfired on that rude ass guy. It's satisfying to see that other person chuck the breadstick right at him. He glances down at Yoimiya with a wicked, sly grin on his face. That's not all he's got up his sleeve, if she's enjoying these tiny manipulation tactics he's employing. Yoimiya does the perfect setup by pinning the breadstick culprit on the wrong person...but it doesn't matter. He deserves it, so he's going to sit back and watch that plate of pasta fly right at him- just to accidentally hit someone else.
Too bad it missed, but the chaos is wonderful...time for him to get back in the action here. They can't have all the fun...]
Of course, [he answers, eating a little bit of his own food while ducking under a slice of pizza that sails over his head into the booth behind him, which aggravates those people and they join into the fray.]
Let's make sure that the one who started it all pays the most dearly.
[Staff are rushing into the dining room, trying to get people to stop, while Tartaglia slips out of their seating and grabs some food off the nearest table and sneaks over to their main culprit. It's easy to get behind him, Childe even gives the guy the chance to notice he's there, walking up right in front of him before stepping around.
In a low voice, he whispers:]
Perhaps next time you'll think twice before flinging your food around like a small child.
[BAM in his face goes a plate of fettuccine alfredo that he'd grabbed from someone's table. The plate splatters all over, sauce dripping down the guy's face and onto his clothes, with Tartaglia laughing in a menacing tone the entire time.]
See ya.
[Food continues to fly every which way, and sometimes he gets hit on the way back, but that's fine- it's Yoimiya's turn to get her own revenge, sliding back into his seat at their table and taking a buffalo wing for himself to munch on.]
[ She loves Ajax's way of thinking, the one who threw the first punch deserves to be utterly humiliated. Chaos is strewing all across the room, people are throwing food at each other, the staff are rushing in to try and put a stop to it all but even with everything taking place, Yoimiya's attention is laser-focused on her beloved's plan of attack.
Naturally, it goes without a hitch. The man is a pathetic insect compared to Ajax as he so effortlessly slams a plate full of fettuccine alfredo into his face. Yoimiya joins in on her boyfriend's menacing laughter, taking glee at the dripping sauce mess all over him. If there wasn't so much screaming and shouting going on in the background, their maniacal giggles would surely make any passerby quiver in their boots.
Ajax is so kind to let her have a chance to blow off some steam. Best boyfriend in the universe. ♥ Yoimiya uses the ensuing chaos as a chance to someone's salad off a nearby table. The poor sap can't see thanks to the sauce obscuring his vision that it's so easy for Yoimiya to sneak up behind him and dump the plate full of salad right onto his head. Not only is he covered in alfredo and dressing, the lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and onion is glued to his face and hair. This is what he deserves. ]
Worked out pretty well for us, didn't it?
[ Now that her thirst for vengeance has been satiated, Yoimiya happily trots her way back to her beloved like a prancing kitty with her tail up in the air. She slides back into her seat, taking one of those interesting-looking Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, breaking it into two, giving the other half to her sweetheart for a job well done. ]
Not only do we have dinner, we have a show to go along with it.
[ The show being the food fight that's taking place right before their eyes. Chaos has successfully been sown indeed. ]
[Watching Yoimiya get her revenge for the mashed potatoes to her forehead is satisfying. He can't help but laugh as she dumps that whole bowl of salad on the guy's head. A fitting end to a situation that started with someone not being able to hold their temper in from a few sloppy, public kisses between the two of them. He's still keeping his head down as she returns to the table with him, as food flies left and right past them both. They're not out of the fire yet, and honestly Childe is very tempted to jump back into the fray and take out every single person with his own food-flinging abilities, but he tells himself that he's still on a date with his girlfriend and he promised her he'd put her first before fighting sometimes.
This is one of those instances where he'll honor that promise, taking the cheesesteak and eating a bit of it. They probably won't be able to stay long, as the staff are now wrangling people up even as chaos ensues.]
Yeah, I'd really rather be a part of the show myself, but I think I'd also rather be able to come back to this place. I have, however, rather enjoyed it all. It's proven to be an eventful night indeed.
[Tartaglia isn't going to waste time eating, mowing down his cheesesteak and eating a few more wings before quickly busting his wallet out. He probably isn't going to be able to get a waiter's attention, so he'll just leave money and tip on the table and let the staff work it out. He's not a thief, just a trouble starter...]
Perhaps I should let you pick out where we go from now on. I don't think we would have had nearly as much fun at the other restaurant I'd picked out.
[ Yoimiya knows her boyfriend well enough that he'd like to be in the middle of all that chaos to curb stomp anyone that dares to stand in his way. She'd love to see him thrive in his element but... she can tell he's also holding back for her sake. He's putting her first before engaging in a fight and she appreciates he's coming through with his promise. He's such a wonderful partner, the absolute best. ]
Hehe, you contributed to the thrills as well! We wouldn't have had nearly as much fun if you weren't around. And knowing us, I think we still could have come up with creative ways to have fun at that restaurant.
[ She gives him a small peck on the lips just before taking a bite out of her sandwich. Since Ajax has kindly left the money, Yoimiya takes it upon herself to grab a few to-go boxes to pack up their food. She'll make sure her man eats those churros when they get home.
But first, there is one last thing she'd like to do before they leave. ]
Would you like to get in a quick scrap before we head out?
[ His consideration for her is very much appreciated but Yoimiya still wants him to live his best life. Grinning from ear to ear, she holds up a basket of biscuits left unattended by the waiters. Go get them, honey! She supports you and your endeavors. ]
[When he thinks about it, Yoimiya's probably right. They're both pretty fun people in their own respects, they definitely would of come up with something that would have made their evening eventful no matter where they would have gone. Maybe not ending in a food fight, but he's sure they would of managed. He returns that peck, letting her get the boxes while dodging the lessening food fight that's happening all around them, while he makes sure it's all organized and ready to be packed up.
However...
He's being allowed the chance to have a bit of fun before he goes.]
You know me all too well.
[He takes the basket of biscuits, returning that grin with one that's just as enthusiastic and mischievous, leaving her to get their food together while he enjoys himself for a few more minutes. Thank you Yoimiya, you're the best girlfriend he could of asked for, to let him go out and cause yet more problems and create a ruckus while refining his combat skills.
Sliding out of his seat, he takes his basket of edible chaos bombs, scoping out who looks like they might be a real challenge. He notices one particular person has managed to fend staff off, someone who might even have a worse temper than the original person who'd thrown their potatoes at Yoimiya's forehead. He chucks one of the biscuits right at the guy's head- nailing him with ease- and stands across the room from him with a challenging grin.
Bring it.
It's a battle between the both of them, but his combat expertise prevails overall over the guy- his speed is unrivaled, and when all is said and done, he laughs at the silliness of it all and bails before he can get thrown out. Returning to Yoimiya, he gestures towards the door.]
C'mon, let's go before we have to pay the consequences.
[ Off he goes with his basket of edible chaos bombs in hand! Yoimiya giggles, watching him leave as she packages their remaining food in boxes. He looks like a kid in a candy store about to cause mischief and mayhem. While Tartaglia is throwing himself in the chaos, she gets up to grab them both to-go drinks while dodging food projectiles. Of course, she'll never be able to take her eyes off her strong Ajax. As she's filling up their cups, she glances over to let out a whistle at his perfect aim. Her boyfriend's chosen opponent looks to be the most decent challenge in this whole restaurant but... he's still no match for Ajax, he doesn't even hold a candle to the Harbinger.
With a click, she secures the lids on their cups while moving her head out of the way of an incoming burger. In a blink you might miss it moment, Ajax's fight is over before any of the staff can stop it. The poor guy is left in shambles and crumbs, easy pickings for her battle-crazed beloved. Food and beverages ready, Yoimiya makes her way back over to Ajax. It's about time they exit stage left. ]
Yes, let's roll out before we get in... even more trouble.
[ Still laughing, she takes his hand, sprinting out of there with her prize of food, drinks, and of course, the most handsome man to roam the galaxy. ]
Hahahaha, you were incredible out there! You really showed that guy what for. Pretty sure he never even realized how fast you were moving.
[ She almost feels bad for the poor sap... almost. Ajax will forever reign supreme in her eyes. ]
Maybe you can add biscuits to your arsenal of weapons.
[Ajax makes sure to grab the other drink to help her out, letting Yoimiya lead him by the hand out and running out of there as fast as they can. He only shoots one more glance back to see if they're being followed at all, and enjoying the sight of everyone fighting. Maybe someone out of that bunch will find a fire kindled inside of them that enjoys the thrill of battle. He can only hope- fighting is fun and he'd love to see others enjoy it as much as he does.
As they run down the street and around the corner, they're both finally able to slow down a little bit to catch their breath. Though Childe is pretty good at not getting hit, he did take a little bit of collateral damage, food dusting his left arm and bits of food sticking to or have stained the front of his coat in places. There's definitely some spaghetti sauce trailed down it in places, something he notices and laughs at.]
Hehe, thanks. I think I did pretty good too considering how many opponents we ended up having. Perhaps I'll think about adding biscuits to my vast repertoire, they make surprisingly good projectiles.
[He takes a sip of the drink Yoimiya gracefully took from the restaurant, happy that they'd had such an unexpected blast there.]
Though we didn't get out unscathed...want to go home to enjoy the rest of the food and get changed into something fresh? As much as I've enjoyed getting a good look at you tonight in that dress...
[His hand goes up to trail down her back, letting his fingers slip underneath the strap on her shoulder to underneath the fabric of the dress. She's gorgeous in it, even if there's bits of food on it. In his eyes, there wouldn't be anything that could detract from her beauty, not even a bit of potatoes on her face.]
[ Ah, yes. Yoimiya can picture it in her head. Her gallant Tartaglia with his trusty Polar Star in hand fends off against an army of opponents, he cuts down several peons with his hydro blades, mows down a few stronger foes with his polearm, and finally, when the big bad boss appears... he finishes off with his deadly biscuit bomb attack! Cower in fear, Ellipsa. It paints such a silly image in her mind that she can't stop herself from giggling. She will definitely share this imagination with him once they're home. ]
Sounds like a wonderful way to end the night. We can use a nice relaxing bath after that messy battle we had, haha.
[ Yoimiya is already planning out what bath soak they can use to unwind until her thoughts are cut off by the sensation of Ajax's hand smoothly gliding down her back. A soft, luscious mewl escapes from her lips, the tips of his fingers entice her to lean her back in to soak herself in his touch. Oh how she can't wait to get back home so they can really let loose and engage in even more fun. ]
I've really enjoyed seeing you in that suit as well. Every time I stare at you, I feel like I'm swept off my feet just by looking into your eyes. You look so handsome...
[ She trails off to admire every inch of his gorgeous face, the moonlight shining down on his physique only adds to his splendor. A hand comes up to gently clasp the ruby red jewel for a few short moments until finally moving up to pluck a pasta noodle tucked underneath his white coat. Much better! ]
Even with that little bit of spaghetti stuck to your clothes.
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Touched by his kindness, she happily leans in, slipping out a cute little ahhhh before taking a bite out of the nacho. It's delicious but it's even more tastier being fed by her beloved, she's enjoying this way too much as she licks the little bit of cheese at the sides of her lips. ]
All right... since you're being so sweet, you've earned yourself a nacho.
[ For all her big, bratty talk, Yoimiya's heart beats steadfastly for Ajax alone, she will always be weak for him. He's so sweet, so charming, and the absolute cutest... look at those big blue eyes! And for his charming gesture, his patience is handsomely rewarded. She finally sets the plate of nachos down, pulling a chip with a long string of cheese toward his mouth. ]
One day, I swear I'll give you the whole world. But for now, I hope you don't mind settling for this nacho. Say aahhh~
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Ajax opens his mouth to give her a nice and big:]
Ahhhhhhhhh.
[So she can stick that nacho right in. They must look ridiculous, acting like this in public, but he doesn't seem to mind. There's nothing wrong with being politely gross in public, not that he cares either way. It's not like they're on top of each other having a nasty makeout session, but when he thinks about that a little bit that would be kind of hot...
No! He can't have thoughts like that now, taking the chip in and munching on it happily. Prize acquired.]
Delicious. Even more so since it came from you.
[It came from the restaurant.]
Does this mean I can have a few more?
[He bats his eyelashes at her once, locking his eyes with her own. His voice laced with a hint of pleading, like a kid begging for a little bit more candy even when they've already gotten a few pieces.]
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Any remaining salt she might have had is instantly evaporated from the sweet sounds of her boyfriend's adorable Ahhhhhhhhh. There's not an ounce of shame in her as she squeals, happily placing the chip in his mouth while watching him enjoy his prize with sparkling heart eyes. His arm around her feels so cozy, inciting her to crave even more of his body heat as she leans into his side and nuzzles her face into his shoulder. The two of them are being very gross right now but this is their anniversary and by gosh, they are going to celebrate it however they like!
Even if it includes a nasty makeout sessionAnd naturally, Yoimiya wants to spoil the heck out of her man. Competition? What competition???? The flutter of his lashes, his big blue eyes staring into her soul, his hypnotizing voice that lulls her in... this man is getting his nachos! ]
Yes! Of course! [ Someone is being a simp... ] You can have as much as you'd like.
[ She excitedly pushes the plate closer to him, grabbing another chip to guide to his mouth. He's getting all the chips he wants!
Just like that, Ajax keeps winning. ]
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He opens his mouth again as she feeds him another chip, taking it from her gingerly and holding it between his teeth before eating it, chewing with satisfaction.]
Thank you, I will. You'll have to help me out, there's just simply too much on the table to eat all by myself, though. Have you liked what you've had so far?
[Yoimiya's behavior is too cute to ruin now. He'd debated on revealing how she'd fallen into his trap, but now it feels more like he's fallen into hers and now all he wants to do is be sweet on her. How can he ignore those alluring eyes that are so bright and shine with love...maybe it was him who was doomed the entire time.]
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Hehehe, of course. I'll be happy to feed you as much as you like. [ He asked so he shall receive more nachos delivered straight to his mouth! ♥ ] Yes! I've never had any of these dishes before but they've been so tasty. And this is just the appetizers.
[ Of course, she doesn't forget about the pretzel dogs, reaching over to bring the plate closer. She dips one of the interesting delicacies in the dip before bringing it to Ajax to continue feeding him to his heart's content. ]
Once we have our main course, you're welcome to try some of my buffalo wings as well.
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Mmmmm, I won't mind if I do. You'd be surprised how good some of the restaurants are that aren't on the high end of things. I believe you really can't get a good feel for a region's specialties unless you visit the most obscure of establishments.
[Not with all the arcade games. It's probably a chain, but some chains are good. Food's not terrible, he's fine with what they've gotten so far.]
Not that this particular one seems like a mom and pop shop, but it's certainly fun.
[Oh, he'll happily eat that pretzel dog right from her procured fingers, biting it in half and savoring it. It's not the most amazing dish, but it's not bad, and he'll nudge her hand to eat the other half.]
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It's been a blast! I'm having so much fun and it's all because of you. Thank you for going on this detour with me. You always go above and beyond to make me happy.
[ This time instead of a nacho, he gets a soft kiss on the lips. Even if they're in a restaurant she could care less about being gross in public as she shamelessly savors his mouth, enjoying the taste of the cheese that's still prominent. Finally, she breaks away, licking her lips from the aftermath of that delicious kiss. ]
Next time we'll go to that high-brow restaurant you had reserved for us. I'd love to explore everything Ellipsa has to offer with you.
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Luckily for us, the city seems to have a myriad of things to explore. We may never reach the end before we accomplish our mission here. I'd be honored to try to uncover as many corners of this world as I can with you. Just the two of us.
[Ajax's free hand comes to cup the side of her face, eyes swirling with a corruption he still hasn't realized has gripped him so tightly. He returns her kiss with one of his own, deepening it, even if it's not particularly long. But long enough to try to draw Yoimiya's own darkness out, the glittering stars of the abyss apparent in his gaze.
When he breaks from her, he offers a smile, before picking up another pretzel dog and silently offering to feed it to her just as she's been doing for him.]
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Just the two of us. Those simple worlds unleash the beast overjoyed by his devotion. Together forever with just Ajax... that right there is her ideal life. Ajax is all she needs. ]
Yes. It will be my pleasure to go to the world's end with you. Even if we don't get to see everything, I have faith that the two of us will be able to uncover some of Ellipsa's hidden secrets.
[ Like clockwork, she's swept up in his affections as he pulls her into an enticing kiss that has her melting underneath him. She pays no mind to the guests, not caring at all if anyone watches their display of devotion. Might not be the nasty makeout session the two of them are hoping for but the taste of Ajax's lips is more than enough to draw out the darkness that's been lying in wait. She stares up at him, her golden eyes now cloudy and swirling with a maddening love for her sweet, perfect Ajax. And as if she couldn't fall in love with him any harder, she's touched by his cute gesture. She happily eats the pretzel dog from his hand, enjoying the treat even more so since he's the one feeding her. A satisfied hum slips out from her lips as she swallows and gives his fingers a very deliberate lick just before pulling away. ]
And once we're done with our mission here, I'd love to travel across the stars and explore other worlds with you. I'm sure there are other worlds waiting for our grand arrival.
[ So they can conquer them all. Y'know, like perfectly normal people. ]
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She's all he'll ever need.]
Ha, since we're able to come here, why not be able to travel to other worlds? I'll make it a point to figure out exactly how to do that.
[His finger comes to trail along her jawline, stopping with the pad of his index finger resting on the bottom of the tip of her chin. Tartaglia licks his lips as he gazes at her, war in his eyes and the thought of the two of them slaughtering their enemies dancing through his mind.]
But let's make tonight a real celebration to remember, shall we? One year ago, we chose to devote ourselves to each other...I want to make this as our most outstanding anniversary.
[As the two of them continue on in their own little world, the rest of the food comes, but Tartaglia barely notices- and their waiter gives them a strange look, afraid to interrupt whatever this thing is they have going. Couple of weirdos, these two. Should of known just based off of how well dressed they were showing up to a place like this that they were weird.]
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She's mesmerized by his finger drawing a line across her jaw, succumbing to his touch until he finally stops at the very tip of her chin. The way he licks his lips sends an electrifying sensation that prickles her skin. He's so sexy that it's almost unfair, she'd muse on that thought if it wasn't for her deprave love consuming her headspace. Not that she minds, Ajax is all she will ever need. ]
The day we devoted ourselves to one another will always be my most cherished memory. We'll make this evening a celebration we won't ever forget. I already have some... fun plans for us when we get back home.
[ Oh yeah, they are definitely going to have an outstanding anniversary all right. This girl has no ounce of shame in announcing her filthy intentions.
She pays no mind to the waiter weirded out by them, happily taking her buffalo wing without a care in the world. Firstly, she inspects the wing from all angles intrigued that this is apparently a "buffalo". She then dips it into the ranch, bringing it to her mouth to take a bite out of it. Oh! It's spicy. But pairs very well with the condiment. After finishing the first wing, she grabs another, dips it, and holds it out for her lovely man to munch on.
Except... mischief dances behind her golden eyes. Grinning like the biggest brat in the world, she pokes him with the buffalo wing, subsequently getting ranch on his nose. Maybe she's still just a tiny bit salty from her loss. ]
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Mmmmmm, I can't wait to see what you have in mind-
[He says as his eyes only break from her to look at the food that's come. He takes a look at it too, he's not really sure why it's called a buffalo wing, because he's pretty sure they were under the chicken section of the menu. It doesn't matter though, it looks and smells delicious, his mouth watering just watching her eat it. Getting to try all this new, tasty food in Ellipsa has been a highlight of the journey here so far, and how fun is it that he's gotten to share nearly all of it with Yoimiya.
He waits eagerly as she holds another wing up for him to try, only for her to get some ranch on his nose instead. Childe's eyes cross as she boops him with it, staring downward for only a moment until he brings his finger up to wipe it off and stick it in his mouth. He takes it out with a seductive pop, batting his eyelashes at her before he goes to take a messy bite right out of the wing, smearing buffalo sauce all over his lips.]
Not bad.
[He says right before he places a kiss to her mouth for being so good to him- and also purposely smearing the buffalo sauce all over her lips. <3]
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But it's never simple with Tartaglia, he always knows how to fight fire with fire. He turns her silly trick into a double-edged sword, the sounds of his slickpop earn him a wide-eyed stare, hitting her right in the spot that's craving more than the food. And to top it off, he bats his lashes in a way that makes her go crazy. If she could, she'd happily jump him on the table and let him have his way with her—
Thankfully before she actually does something, he cuts her deprave thoughts with a kiss full of spice. She returns his affections, kissing him back in full, not minding that this rascal purposely left buffalo sauce all over her mouth. Two can play that game! Now that she's got his full attention, she slowly runs her tongue across her lips in a deliberately seductive manner, making sure to clean off the mess he made. ♥ ]
Hehe, I didn't realize you were such a messy eater, Ajax. What a naughty boy...
[ She is always ready to get down and dirty with him. Taking one of the boneless wings, she pops it into her mouth, grabs her devilishly handsome boyfriend by the collar, and pulls him in for a sloppy kiss. Not caring at all if anyone is watching, she slides the morsel into his mouth with her tongue.
There are definitely a few customers who are unfortunate to see the couple being gross and are absolutely making faces at them. Who are these two weirdos dressed all fancy like???? ]
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The shine of her lips after licking them clean, her darkened, honeyed eyes that stun him into an awed silence, all he wishes for is for more of her. But they're in a restaurant...
Not that it seems to matter much to Yoimiya. One moment, he's staring at her full, inviting lips, fantasizing about making out with her when she pulls him in and makes his wish come true. Tartaglia's eyes widen with surprise, his will caves, and he kisses her back fully in return. The spice of the buffalo sauce hits his tongue as she feeds it to him, not minding being spoiled as such but it's too much for some of the other patrons. One person complains to their waiter- they've been doing this gross song and dance for several minutes now- but Childe doesn't pay them any mind. With one last pass of his lips against hers, he breaks, completely spellbound by Yoimiya's advance and his vision blurry from the high of her love. He swears it's almost as if he were seeing her visage surrounded by stars, and he has to concede that he's probably lost this particular battle...]
I'm sorry, Yoimiya, [he finally responds after swallowing the boneless wing she's fed to him, his voice dreamlike and clearly in a daze from that mesmerizing kiss.]
I'll be more careful next time. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
[His eyes beg for her to continue to tighten the leash she has on him more and more. Seems she's turned the tables on him- he's the one simping real hard now LOL]
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There's no need to apologize, silly. You did nothing wrong.
[ In her eyes, Ajax is a flawless being who can do no wrong. Not like these other pests who are getting in the way of their anniversary. ]
These guests on the other hand... they're starting to become a pain. Would you like to help me get revenge on them?
[ And by revenge, what she means is starting a food fight. There's not a modicum of mercy from her as Yoimiya picks up a nacho and flings the chip and cheese at whoever started the fight. ]
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She's handling it well, giggling like a crazed maniac, but he can feel her whole being shift from cute and mischievous to haughty and vengeful. Ajax too, feels his temper rise, his smile wicked and his intentions filled with malice.]
As a matter of fact, I would.
[The look he shoots this man is one of death, for how dare he even attempt to damage his pristine Yoimiya's looks with his food. He wasn't aware anyone thought they had permission to even look at her the wrong way, let alone stake any kind of claim to her, even if it's just sending a message to stop being overly lovey-dovey in public.
Not only does Yoimiya's food hit her mark, it's accompanied by a buffalo wing slathered in ranch that hits the guy right in the face. He didn't hold back either, throwing it pretty hard, the collision audible with a loud plap against the guy's cheek. Childe's eyes shine with chaos, and the man that they've both hit is done with everyone in this bar, standing up with a chicken drumstick in his hand from his own food, throwing it at the couple.
Except he misses, it flies right past Tartaglia's head and hits another patron right in the back of the head who's idly walking past. They turn, holding the back of their head in shock, yelling who threw that???? in the direction of the projetile- and Tartaglia points right at the man.]
He did. He's been throwing food at us, too.
[CHAOS SOWN]
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But before she gets caught up in her deprave thoughts, she's enamored with Ajax's perfect aim, that loud plap sounded so delightfully painful. Good. It's what that guy deserves. The power of their loving teamwork continues to triumph over anyone who dares to be a nuisance. She sits on her tiptoes to plant a well-deserved kiss on her sweetheart's cheek, still not caring about being so gross in front of all these people.
Tartaglia continues to be the coolest, not even needing to dodge the incoming drumstick. But unfortunately for their opponent, another person is about to get dragged into the fight, and boy does that patron look pissed. And to top it off her sneaky Ajax fans the flames of chaos getting ready to unfold. Yoimiya is positively thriving at the madness that's about to break out. She happily watches the customer yell at the man, grabbing a nearby breadstick to chuck at their sorry excuse for an adversary. All while this is going down, Yoimiya takes this as a chance to lean close to him to whisper into his ear. ]
Mm... hehe. I love that sneaky side of yours.
[ The man with buffalo wing sauce all over his face just barely manages to hit the floor and dodge... only for the breadstick to hit a woman who was enjoying her meal square in the cheek. She rubs the side of her face, looking around to find the culprit. Who the hell did that?! Still seeking vengeance from earlier, Yoimiya happily points at the man who threw the potato at her. ]
He started it. This guy just started throwing food.
[ That person over there threw the breadstick! But unfortunately for him, the woman isn't having any of it as she picks up her plate of pasta and throws it at him... only for another passerby to get hit and pissed. It spirals, one thing leads to another...
And now customers from every corner of the restaurant are throwing food at each other. All the while, Yoimiya is having the time of her life. They should probably just take their food and leave but, she wants to get a piece of the action. And if she knows her boyfriend well enough... ]
Did you want to have a bit of fun before we leave?
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Too bad it missed, but the chaos is wonderful...time for him to get back in the action here. They can't have all the fun...]
Of course, [he answers, eating a little bit of his own food while ducking under a slice of pizza that sails over his head into the booth behind him, which aggravates those people and they join into the fray.]
Let's make sure that the one who started it all pays the most dearly.
[Staff are rushing into the dining room, trying to get people to stop, while Tartaglia slips out of their seating and grabs some food off the nearest table and sneaks over to their main culprit. It's easy to get behind him, Childe even gives the guy the chance to notice he's there, walking up right in front of him before stepping around.
In a low voice, he whispers:]
Perhaps next time you'll think twice before flinging your food around like a small child.
[BAM in his face goes a plate of fettuccine alfredo that he'd grabbed from someone's table. The plate splatters all over, sauce dripping down the guy's face and onto his clothes, with Tartaglia laughing in a menacing tone the entire time.]
See ya.
[Food continues to fly every which way, and sometimes he gets hit on the way back, but that's fine- it's Yoimiya's turn to get her own revenge, sliding back into his seat at their table and taking a buffalo wing for himself to munch on.]
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Naturally, it goes without a hitch. The man is a pathetic insect compared to Ajax as he so effortlessly slams a plate full of fettuccine alfredo into his face. Yoimiya joins in on her boyfriend's menacing laughter, taking glee at the dripping sauce mess all over him. If there wasn't so much screaming and shouting going on in the background, their maniacal giggles would surely make any passerby quiver in their boots.
Ajax is so kind to let her have a chance to blow off some steam. Best boyfriend in the universe. ♥ Yoimiya uses the ensuing chaos as a chance to someone's salad off a nearby table. The poor sap can't see thanks to the sauce obscuring his vision that it's so easy for Yoimiya to sneak up behind him and dump the plate full of salad right onto his head. Not only is he covered in alfredo and dressing, the lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and onion is glued to his face and hair. This is what he deserves. ]
Worked out pretty well for us, didn't it?
[ Now that her thirst for vengeance has been satiated, Yoimiya happily trots her way back to her beloved like a prancing kitty with her tail up in the air. She slides back into her seat, taking one of those interesting-looking Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, breaking it into two, giving the other half to her sweetheart for a job well done. ]
Not only do we have dinner, we have a show to go along with it.
[ The show being the food fight that's taking place right before their eyes. Chaos has successfully been sown indeed. ]
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This is one of those instances where he'll honor that promise, taking the cheesesteak and eating a bit of it. They probably won't be able to stay long, as the staff are now wrangling people up even as chaos ensues.]
Yeah, I'd really rather be a part of the show myself, but I think I'd also rather be able to come back to this place. I have, however, rather enjoyed it all. It's proven to be an eventful night indeed.
[Tartaglia isn't going to waste time eating, mowing down his cheesesteak and eating a few more wings before quickly busting his wallet out. He probably isn't going to be able to get a waiter's attention, so he'll just leave money and tip on the table and let the staff work it out. He's not a thief, just a trouble starter...]
Perhaps I should let you pick out where we go from now on. I don't think we would have had nearly as much fun at the other restaurant I'd picked out.
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Hehe, you contributed to the thrills as well! We wouldn't have had nearly as much fun if you weren't around. And knowing us, I think we still could have come up with creative ways to have fun at that restaurant.
[ She gives him a small peck on the lips just before taking a bite out of her sandwich. Since Ajax has kindly left the money, Yoimiya takes it upon herself to grab a few to-go boxes to pack up their food. She'll make sure her man eats those churros when they get home.
But first, there is one last thing she'd like to do before they leave. ]
Would you like to get in a quick scrap before we head out?
[ His consideration for her is very much appreciated but Yoimiya still wants him to live his best life. Grinning from ear to ear, she holds up a basket of biscuits left unattended by the waiters. Go get them, honey! She supports you and your endeavors. ]
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However...
He's being allowed the chance to have a bit of fun before he goes.]
You know me all too well.
[He takes the basket of biscuits, returning that grin with one that's just as enthusiastic and mischievous, leaving her to get their food together while he enjoys himself for a few more minutes. Thank you Yoimiya, you're the best girlfriend he could of asked for, to let him go out and cause yet more problems and create a ruckus while refining his combat skills.
Sliding out of his seat, he takes his basket of edible chaos bombs, scoping out who looks like they might be a real challenge. He notices one particular person has managed to fend staff off, someone who might even have a worse temper than the original person who'd thrown their potatoes at Yoimiya's forehead. He chucks one of the biscuits right at the guy's head- nailing him with ease- and stands across the room from him with a challenging grin.
Bring it.
It's a battle between the both of them, but his combat expertise prevails overall over the guy- his speed is unrivaled, and when all is said and done, he laughs at the silliness of it all and bails before he can get thrown out. Returning to Yoimiya, he gestures towards the door.]
C'mon, let's go before we have to pay the consequences.
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With a click, she secures the lids on their cups while moving her head out of the way of an incoming burger. In a blink you might miss it moment, Ajax's fight is over before any of the staff can stop it. The poor guy is left in shambles and crumbs, easy pickings for her battle-crazed beloved. Food and beverages ready, Yoimiya makes her way back over to Ajax. It's about time they exit stage left. ]
Yes, let's roll out before we get in... even more trouble.
[ Still laughing, she takes his hand, sprinting out of there with her prize of food, drinks, and of course, the most handsome man to roam the galaxy. ]
Hahahaha, you were incredible out there! You really showed that guy what for. Pretty sure he never even realized how fast you were moving.
[ She almost feels bad for the poor sap... almost. Ajax will forever reign supreme in her eyes. ]
Maybe you can add biscuits to your arsenal of weapons.
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As they run down the street and around the corner, they're both finally able to slow down a little bit to catch their breath. Though Childe is pretty good at not getting hit, he did take a little bit of collateral damage, food dusting his left arm and bits of food sticking to or have stained the front of his coat in places. There's definitely some spaghetti sauce trailed down it in places, something he notices and laughs at.]
Hehe, thanks. I think I did pretty good too considering how many opponents we ended up having. Perhaps I'll think about adding biscuits to my vast repertoire, they make surprisingly good projectiles.
[He takes a sip of the drink Yoimiya gracefully took from the restaurant, happy that they'd had such an unexpected blast there.]
Though we didn't get out unscathed...want to go home to enjoy the rest of the food and get changed into something fresh? As much as I've enjoyed getting a good look at you tonight in that dress...
[His hand goes up to trail down her back, letting his fingers slip underneath the strap on her shoulder to underneath the fabric of the dress. She's gorgeous in it, even if there's bits of food on it. In his eyes, there wouldn't be anything that could detract from her beauty, not even a bit of potatoes on her face.]
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Sounds like a wonderful way to end the night. We can use a nice relaxing bath after that messy battle we had, haha.
[ Yoimiya is already planning out what bath soak they can use to unwind until her thoughts are cut off by the sensation of Ajax's hand smoothly gliding down her back. A soft, luscious mewl escapes from her lips, the tips of his fingers entice her to lean her back in to soak herself in his touch. Oh how she can't wait to get back home so they can really let loose and engage in even more fun. ]
I've really enjoyed seeing you in that suit as well. Every time I stare at you, I feel like I'm swept off my feet just by looking into your eyes. You look so handsome...
[ She trails off to admire every inch of his gorgeous face, the moonlight shining down on his physique only adds to his splendor. A hand comes up to gently clasp the ruby red jewel for a few short moments until finally moving up to pluck a pasta noodle tucked underneath his white coat. Much better! ]
Even with that little bit of spaghetti stuck to your clothes.
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